"This mug is the ultimate survival kit for those mornings when you wake up feeling like a grumpy detective in a noir film. The text boldly declares: COFFEE MAKES ME FEEL LESS MURDERY.
Imagine sipping your favorite brew from this mug – the steam rising, the caffeine kicking in, and suddenly, the world seems a little less ominous. Whether you’re solving mysteries, tackling spreadsheets, or just trying to adult, let this mug be your trusty sidekick. It won’t solve crimes, but it might prevent you from committing them before that first cup of joe!"
- Choose between 11oz (“caffeinated” morning) and 15oz (extra “caffeinated” morning)
- Made with durable white ceramic with a comfortable C-handle and a shiny finish
