In the shadowy realms of parenting chaos, where sleep is scarce and sippy cups are wielded like ancient talismans, behold the legendary “You Don’t Scare Me, I Have a Toddler” t-shirt!
The inky darkness of this shirt sets the stage for a spine-tingling revelation. In bold, defiant white letters, it declares, “YOU DON’T SCARE ME.” For what could possibly rattle the nerves of a seasoned parent?
Below the proclamation, in bold letters, it spills the truth: “I HAVE A TODDLER.” Not just any toddler—it’s a tiny force of nature, a pint-sized tornado with a PhD in chaos theory. ️Wear this shirt with pride, fellow chaos coordinator! You’ve survived sleep regressions, diaper blowouts, and impromptu crayon murals on the living room wall. May your coffee stay hot, your patience stay intact, and your toddler’s tantrums be as fleeting as a ghostly giggle.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
- The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
- Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
- The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
- Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
PRODUCTION AND SHIPPING
- All products are made to order, so please allow 1-5 business days for processing.
- Standard Shipping is 2-5 business days (after processing time).
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry-clean
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
